Of course I can! It was a sunny summer's day and Jesus was bored of sipping watered down wine and eating stale bread. So he hatched a plan. He told his disciples to meet him at the holy basketball court to "shoot some hoops". As you may know basketball is played in a five vs five but there was twelve disciples.

No you silly goose! Judis was out with the romans trying to backstab Jesus and John was sick. so only 11 showed up. Simon had an injured toe from kicking rocks so he offered to referee. Well in conclusion Jesus's team won unfairly because he started flying around. He never missed? And at that moment the term "Holy Shot" was created.